SIX...plus the winner of FIVE.

So this is delayed because I wanted to sleep last night...

So here are the results.

DAY FIVE's winner is...Brianna (for the first time ever, might I add), with her status of:
"Brianna Nicole Nauman is bluffin with my muffin while your huffin and puffin."


Wow, that was funny. Enough said. By the way, it's funny when your status is about your "muffin" and people comment on it...lol.


Scoreboard? Sure, why not.

Brianne has THREE points.
Steven has TWO points.
Brianna now has ONE point.
And everyone else still has ZERO.


Here's the info for today...

DON'T YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD BE...


have fun with that one...and if youtube is still being stupid, just wait a little bit. it loaded the page but it didn't let me see the video, which is weird, but whatever.


UPDATE
Steven
Steven 'Diesel' Anbro is a creepy little, sneaky little fly on YOUR waaaaaaall"
Brianna
"Brianna Nicole Nauman is conceited like Miley Cyrus and knows that you wish you could be with me every second of the day"
Brianne
"Brianne Perreten knows what you talk about when you're with your friends just hanging out. i have the inside scoop on what to say, what to do. when i play the game, baby i can never lose. all your precious secrets, i know them all. i guess you could say i'm like a fly on the wall."

SIX. FIVE's winner too.

So this is going to be short because I'm exhausted...lol.


So the winner of DAY FIVE is...
Steven, with his status of:
"Steven 'Diesel' Anbro think's it's funny when a BEEP goes to BEEP and BEEP to BEEP and I don't give a BEEP so keep BEEP BEEP BEEP your BEEP and BEEP because your mom BEEP BEEP"


Seriously, if you want to win, use a "your mom" joke. That always works.


So here's the scoreboard as of right now.

Brianne is still winning with THREE points.
Steven is lagging less behind because now he has TWO points.

Everyone else is still at ZERO.

Here's the link for the next song...enjoy this one.

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO HE CAN'T READ MY...
This was supposed to be easy. But of course, YouTube is causing problems. UPDATE: THERE IS A VIDEO NOW. YOU HAVE THE PEOPLE OVER AT MTV.COM TO THANK FOR THIS ONE, NOT THOSE YOUTUBE HOBOS. So I'm going to give you a picture that will tell you what the song is for today...



In case you didn't get it, YouTube is being a Fierce Person. And I don't like it one bit. So here's the info.

Song: "Poker Face"
Artist: Lady GaGa

UPDATE:

Steven
"Steven 'Diesel' Anbro how do you wake up Lady GaGa? You Poker Face (say it fast. get it?)"

Brianne
"Brianne ♕ Perreten is playing russian roulette. with a gun of course. what can i say, when it's not rough it isn't fun!"

Brianna
"Brianna Nicole Nauman is bluffin with my muffin while your huffin and puffin."

Jessica
"Jessica Lee Schwinn Mum mum mum Mah Mum mum mum Mah Mum mum mum Mah Mum mum mum Mah Mum mum mum Mah."

FIVE...and FOUR's winner...

So.

YouTube is being really annoying to the world right now. Apparently they're performing "maintenance", whatever that means. So when I do get to the video revealing today's song, I'll be sure to post the announcement and link IN RED so you'll be able to see it clearly...

SO YOUTUBE IS DONE BEING A FRICKIN TARD NOW. IT'S 1215AM. F*** YOUTUBE. ANYWAY, HERE'S THE LINK.

I KNOW WHERE AMY'S HIDING...

But we will get to the winner right now.

I was really conflicted between two of them. But I had to make a choice, so I did.

The winner of DAY FOUR is...
Brianne Perreten, with her status of...
"Brianne ♕ Perreten wants to do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files. i've had enough of two-hand touch, i want it rough, i'm out of bounds. come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock i am inclined to make you rise an hour early just like daylight savings time."

I would just like to state (for the official record) that Brianna was a close second. But when I read them over again, I couldn't help but giggle a little too much at Brianne's.

I like statuses like these. People who don't recognize the lyrics think that you guys are totally messed up and I love it.

Anyway, score board time.

Brianne has THREE points. She's kicking everyone's ass frankly. This is what I have to say about this: DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT...lol.
Steven has ONE point, but I'm thinking of revoking it, as he sort of refused to participate today but then did...hmm. Decisions, decisions.

Everyone else is at ZERO. Don't keep it that way for long, friends.

Link is at the top this time. I hope you're confused...


UPDATE...IN COLOR!
Steven Anbro
"Steven 'Diesel' Anbro think's it's funny when a BEEP goes to BEEP and BEEP to BEEP and I don't give a BEEP so keep BEEP BEEP BEEP your BEEP and BEEP because your mom BEEP BEEP"

Brianne Perreten
"Brianne ♕ Perreten 's gonna do her thang while you're playing with your ...."

Jessica Lee Schwinn
"Jessica Lee Schwinn thinks "Every boy's the same Since up in the seventh grade They been trying to get with me Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha) They always got a plan To be my one and only man Want to hold me with their hands Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha) I keep turning them down But, they always come around Asking me to go around That's not the way it's going down""

FOUR...and the winner of DAY THREE.

I was super lazy last night because I was exhausted after work. Add the fact that I didn't come home until 3am on Saturday morning and the 1am return home on Sunday morning, and I was ready for sleep.

So that's what I did. But then I woke up and realized that I hadn't done the song thing yet. But then I got tired and fell asleep before I could post it.

So I'm doing it now.

THE WINNER OF DAY THREE...Brianne Perreten, with her status of
"Brianne ♕ Perreten straightens her hair and has a henna tattoo. i wanna snap your neck and spit on you, but i think i'll just shrug my shoulders and say "whatev." BTW i'm now a computer hacker, and i've deleted your myspace page, your band's myspace page, and your facebook page. happy networking asshole."


It was funny, and the reactions of the confused people who commented were even funnier...lol.

Okay. So here's the rundown.

Brianne has 2 points, but in no way does this mean she's winning. Sure, she might be now, but talk to her in a couple of days friends...lol.

Steven has a point.

Everyone else is sitting at zero. Go ahead and change that.


Here's the song for today, April 27, 2009.

CLICK ME, NOW BITCH!

A LOT of you will like this one...lol.


Good luck!

UPDATE
Steven Anbro
"Steven 'Diesel' Anbro is not participating in Emily's game today, but is instead watching animals on the Discovery Channel."

Brianne Perreten
"Brianne ♕ Perreten wants to do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files. i've had enough of two-hand touch, i want it rough, i'm out of bounds. come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock i am inclined to make you rise an hour early just like daylight savings time."

Carrie Eikum
"Carrie Eikum wants you covered like her Waffle House hash browns."

Brianna Nicole Nauman
"Brianna Nicole Nauman Regardless of the fact that we are mammals I do not want to do you like they do it on the discovery channel... in fact I'd rather not do you ever... you will NEVER have me smothered like some waffle house hash browns"

THREE...plus TWO's winner...April 26, 2009

So we got someone else to play this fun little game we're doing...yay!

But there still needs to be a winner announced in this post...so...

The winner of DAY THREE is...

Brianne Perreten, with her status of:
"Brianne ♕ Perreten ATTENTION EVERYONE: a boombox is not a toy. it can cause a bunch of old people to fuck like rabbits, and the smell will make you want to puke in the sink. the fingerless gloves are kinda cool though..."


It was harder this time to choose the winner because you all were super funny. Good job. This is what we want to see from now on. I WANT to laugh at your statuses. I WANT other people to go "WTF?" because I laugh at that...lol.


Anyway, here's the scoreboard so far.

Steven has 1 point.
Brianne has 1 point.

Everyone else is sitting at zero. But you can change that -- all you have to do is have a funny status...lol.


Oh, and here's the song for today, April 26, 2009.

CLICK HERE.


The statuses -- thus far.

Jessica Lee Schwinn
"Jessica Lee Schwinn "No big deal, I've only witnessed you sitting on the couch Watching Next in your undies,But its cool that you act like you have no idea who I am." Fyi I talked about zooey yesterday "MBPS is a relatively uncommon condition that involves the exaggeration or fabrication of illnesses or symptoms by a primary caretaker. One of the most harmful forms of child abuse ,was named after Baron von Munchhausen.""

Carrie Eikum
"Carrie Eikum 's mother thinks you're in the closet"

Brianne Perreten
"Brianne ♕ Perreten straightens her hair and has a henna tattoo. i wanna snap your neck and spit on you, but i think i'll just shrug my shoulders and say "whatev." BTW i'm now a computer hacker, and i've deleted your myspace page, your band's myspace page, and your facebook page. happy networking asshole."

Steven Anbro
"Steven 'Diesel' Anbro have we met before? oh yeah, I think we have...the last time I went swamp diving and stumbled upon your butter-nut squash raviolli filled lair"

DAY TWO...plus DAY ONE's winner...

Okay. So some of you didn't take fun in the game on the first day. And that's okay. I bet that if you didn't start doing it until next week, there would still be a chance that you could win this thing...

Anyway...I have to pick a winner...out of the three people who did it.

They were actually all funny. I actually didn't understand Carrie's...until Steven kindly explained it to me. Then I understood and laughed at it. But enough of that.

The winner of DAY ONE is...
STEVEN, with his status of
"Steven 'Diesel' Anbro all the time I turn around, ya'll gathered round, always looking at me up and down, looking at my CHEESEBURGERS!!!"

Steven now has 1 point. The rest of you have no points. But there's still plenty of time for you to catch up...


And here's the song for today, April 25, 2009.

CLICK HERE.


Have fun!

UPDATE: Here are the statuses thus far.

Steven Anbro
"Steven 'Diesel' Anbro is playin GTA, facing off against the cops with mah BOOMBOX, and all that's left is a smoldering pile of BOILED GOOSE. Then me and all those old white people started dancin"

Carrie Eikum
"Carrie Eikum is picturing a bunch of business men stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen."

Brianne Perreten
"Brianne ♕ Perreten ATTENTION EVERYONE: a boombox is not a toy. it can cause a bunch of old people to fuck like rabbits, and the smell will make you want to puke in the sink. the fingerless gloves are kinda cool though..."

Jessica Lee Schwinn
"Jessica Lee Schwinn "But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high And what happened next, will blow your mind" (Watching Jimmy Fallon in my pjs, worrying bout the madden curse, the Deschanel sisters are awesome, pissed I didn't get Neiko Case tickets, damn I'm gonna have to clean , damn there now letting endangered animals out of zoos now, wow the economy sucks, NFL Draft, Hugh Jackman is sexy, ........"

FIRST OFFICIAL FB STATUS GAME POST! April 24, 2009

Okay, so here it is.

The first official round of the FB Status Game.

Give me your best lines people...update your FB statuses. Your first status update having to do with the song is your submission, so choose wisely friends...

Good luck!


CLICK HERE FRIENDS.



Steven Anbro
"Steven 'Diesel' Anbro all the time I turn around, ya'll gathered round, always looking at me up and down, looking at my CHEESEBURGERS!!!"

Samantha Cox

Jessica Lee Schwinn

Frances Tosca

Kristy Porter

Carrie Eikum
"Carrie Eikum hopes Emily is looking at her "uh"."

Julie Rausch

Brianna Nicole Nauman

Brianne Perreten
Brianne ♕ Perreten is d to the e to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, but not promiscuous. in case you were suspicious. *muah!*

Laura Wiski

Natalie Sauer

Hanna Erickson

Lizzy Schnabel

Carissa Helen Prieve

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...i love this.

hello...friends.

Steven and I are chilling at his house right now.
I had a fun day.
I saw 2 movies today. Here's the rundown.

MOVIE #1
HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
I have to say, I actually thought that this was a good movie. I thought that it would be horrible and that it wouldn't do justice to the show (which I watch...sometimes), but it was actually enjoyable. I know that most people don't like Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus, but it was actually particularly tolerable. And I laughed, which I didn't think that I would do.
BEST PART: Tyra Banks making a fool out of herself -- multiple times...lol.

MOVIE #2
OBSERVE AND REPORT
OMFG. That's all there is to say about this movie. Seth Rogen is always hilarious, and this time he doesn't disappoint. Anna Faris is great in this movie too -- she's a REALLY funny girl. I have to say that while O & R isn't as great as some other Seth Rogen movies (Pineapple Express for sure was better), it's awesome. A super funny movie. If you want to see something that will make you piss your pants for sure, this is the movie to see...lol.
BEST PART: Seth Rogen's epic battle at the Crossroads (a.k.a. the worst drug corner in town) with 6 crack dealers...enough said. Oh, and he arrests a kid for trying to sell him crack...lol.


So up next for the weekend is Fast & Furious and Adventureland...hobo and I are celebrating KStew's birthday...3 days late. On Easter Sunday. But whatever. We're still celebrating...


On the agenda right now? Converting movies for our iPods, eating some food and watching Clueless. Yes.

So wow.

it's been awhile since i've posted. just a warning for this post -- i don't feel like using proper capitalization right now, so i'm not going to. and i might go a little crazy and forget an apostrophe or spell a word wrong too (i know -- i'm SO dangerous)...

all of that hell that went into TWILIGHT weekend paid off. things didn't go exactly as planned, but it was still awesome. i have to tell you, watching that hilarious commentary at 3 in the morning was the greatest thing ever. but i'm not going to go into detail about that, mainly because i haven't actually finished listening to it yet. i'll save that for another post.

sam's birthday weekend was another escapade, complete with pretty shoes and losing money...lol. oh, and then the awkwardness of the hotel room and the laptop incident and all of the giggling until like 3am. and then the bacon the next morning, which was yummy. i almost forgot the twilight escape outfits...those were awesome. team edward and the cullen crest. of course.

so there were those weekends and then there was this last weekend, which was supposed to be equally as epic. but it wasn't. because i guess someone felt like they couldn't tell me the truth and lied to me instead. and then i found out that this certain someone lied from my best someone, who got it out of the one who's name won't be mentioned. and i was pissed because i was supposed to have fun after work, and then i didn't. but at like 1230 in the morning on sunday, fun came in the form of a VERY interesting conversation with another certain somebody (i'm not naming names people). sure, it was maybe a little tiny bit of a drunk conversation (he was, not me) but still...it made me giggle, which was something i guess i needed.


i'm still mad. and apparently my mother thinks that i shouldn't be. but whatever. here's something for those of you who read this and actually know me -- just for future reference. DON'T LIE TO ME. i'd actually rather hear whatever horrible thing that comes out of your mouth. no matter what it is. i'm actually really good at keeping secrets. you can really trust me with just about anything. the only one i'm likely to blab to is steven, and (just so you know) there are some things that i don't tell him. if you ask me not to, i won't.

well enough of the ranting. because this so called person who i'm mad at won't see this, so i'll stop being such a major bitch nugget. this weekend is going to probably top sam's birthday weekend. however, it will not and probably can't top twilight weekend, because...well let's face it -- nothing will ever top that weekend. not until november at least.

hobo and i (the nugget) are going to party like it's 1999 (but not really). with the exception of the forever nagging of the fact that i'm supposed to work on saturday, i'm free all weekend. but in reality, i couldn't even work saturday if i wanted to (which would NEVER happen) because the family is doing Easter a day early because my aunt and uncle are going out of town for the real thing on sunday. so forgetting about the work thing, it's going to be epic. full of awesomeness, but that's who we are -- we can't help it.

first things first. friday night will be (hopefully) awesome. starting early however, so not really the night. more like the afternoon. but still. definitely one, possibly 2 movies that day. if there's no work on saturday, another movie will happen then. here's the gameplan: OBSERVE AND REPORT, FAST AND FURIOUS and ADVENTURELAND. not particularly in that order, but that's a possibility. because i love seth rogen and anna faris, i have nothing (and i mean NOTHING) against vin diesel and paul walker driving fast cars, and both hobo and i LOVE THE KSTEW.

movies are currently showing up at my house left and right. i ordered them from amazon.com and they just keep showing up. "harry potter and the goblet of fire (2 disc special edition)" showed up at the house yesterday, and today the epicness that is the KSTEW movie "the cake eaters" showed up today. i'm still waiting on 5 movies -- the rest of the hp series (1-3 and 5, all 2 discs) and fierce people. oh wow. did i mention that i got all of these movies, brand new, for 70 bucks, including shipping? i know, it's awesome.

oh, and today, my sister made me open all of the movies that i still hadn't touched yet. it's not that i don't want to watch them, it's just that i don't really have time. i think that there are only a couple of ones that i've bought recently that i haven't watched...they were just all sitting wrapped...lol.

i think that this is the longest post on this blog that i've ever done. wow. holy cow. i just looked around me, and i really need to clean my room and sort out some stuff...lol. i also need to work on fixing my itunes library...yet again. and i have to do some laundry and figure out what i'm wearing for easter. oh dear. and i just saw eminem's new music video, and i think i may have lizzed in my pants a little...lol.


oh, and i know this is going to seem like some sort of apocalyptic event, but i am seeing the hannah montana movie on friday during the day...i know. but i'm actually kind of curious. i keep telling people that it's stupid, but i'm seeing it...oops.

oh. last thing. apparently ET is on set in Vancouver getting exclusive stuff from the peeps who are working up there on New Moon. footage is supposed to air sometime soon...yay! our first peek at what is bound to be an amazing movie...i can't wait.


here's what i'll leave you with.
"i won't tell you that i love you. kiss and hug you. 'cause i'm bluffin', with my muffin. i'm not lying, i'm just stunnin' with my love glue-gunnin'. just like a chick in the casino, take your bank before i pay you out. i promise this, promise this. check this hand 'cause i'm marvelous."

oh GaGa.